<~Systems> "well hello ladies, You wanna come home and see my 10week IRC connection time?"
<~Systems> when does that ever work
<Nixxon> erm
<Nixxon> I don't use that
<Nixxon> I use "hey girls, wanna see my irssi uptime?"
<Nixxon> Irssi uptime: 963d 2h 1m 8s
<Nixxon> BAM!
<~Systems> lol
<Nixxon> gets me laid every time.