[18:26:25] <&Destiney> all i do is sit back and masturbate listening to u guys talk abotu a text based game

(20:48:54) (&Lucas) problem is everyone goes inactive at weekends now for some reason
(20:49:12) (&Lucas) weekends used to be the most active time back in the day
(20:50:45) (@Accuracy) yea
(20:50:49) (@Accuracy) people have lives now
(20:50:50) (@Accuracy) :P
(20:50:56) (&Lucas) i kno
(20:50:58) (&Lucas) its sad
(20:50:59) (&Lucas) :P
(20:51:00) (@Accuracy) yea
(20:51:03) (@Accuracy) I have 3 parties
(20:51:05) (@Accuracy) in 3 days

[&Poiana]: you cant scan form your phone?
[&Poiana]: and tell us what ships he got home?
[+Mical]: Yea sure driving in Atlanta traffic
[+Mical]: And scanning
[+Accuracy]: scanning...
[+Accuracy]: scanning...
[+Accuracy]: scanning...
[+Accuracy]: CAR!
[+Accuracy]: scanning...
[+Accuracy]: scanning...
[+Mical]: LOL
[+Mical]: Accuracy knows
[~[FLY]]: morning news: A Driver from Atlanta crashed while scanning from his phone

<Accuracy> Smokin' Aces
<Accuracy> badass movie
<@sunken> hm, i was meaning to see that one
* S (S@unteradmin.star-fury.com) has joined #chat
<Accuracy> it's good
<Dunkan> I can't find badass movie on imdb
<Dunkan> can you help me acc?
* @sunken giggles
<Dunkan> ok than Accuracy
<Dunkan> badass thieves you mean?
<@sunken> are youlooking for a movie called badass movie Dunkan?
<Accuracy> lol
<Accuracy> no
<Accuracy> dunkan
<Accuracy> I meant
<Accuracy> Smokin' Aces is a badass movie

[Accuracy]: I'm gonna go masturbate now
[Accuracy]: bye
[Accuracy]: I'll be thinking of you Jade
[wicket]: you need help seriously Acc
[wicket]: and not with the masterbating
[wicket]: professional help
[Accuracy]: ...
[wicket]: and not a prostitute
[Accuracy]: rofl
[wicket]: im gonna stfu

::: Nick: (Word_Bearer) is now known as (Acc_Sucks)
: Acc_Sucks evil eye toward accuracy
[Accuracy]: o.O
[Accuracy]: you suck your evil eye toward me?
[Accuracy]: ewww
[Acc_Sucks]: now that i read it
[Acc_Sucks]: a bit of me died

[Accuracy]: so, I had this really weird dream last night
[Accuracy]: I was trying to recruit Haldir for next round
[Accuracy]: and then I found out that tall and Haldir were the same person

...an hour later...

::: Nick: (OfficialBallTaster) is now known as (Bootycall)
[Bootycall]: lets see if haldir notice this
[Bootycall]: oh
[Bootycall]: he's not here
::: Nick: (tall) is now known as (Haldir)
[Bootycall]: no way
[Jade]: Wait...tall is Haldir?
[Accuracy]: colonel made my dreams come true :P

* Bubbles is now known as Dom
<Haldir> Bubbles, is that your stripper name?
<Accuracy> no
<Accuracy> Dom is his stripper name
<Accuracy> Bubbles is his real name

(19:28:53) (&Aftermath) http://lachaira.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/borat.jpg
(19:29:05) (AlLeX_oo) lol
(19:29:19) (AlLeX_oo) thats hot

<&DomTrek> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jnBx6kGa0s
<~Wangus> ...
<~Wangus> dom
<~Wangus> are you going to ruin one of my favorite songs?
<&DomTrek> oh yes
<~Wangus> is that what you're trying to do?
<~Wangus> -_-
<~Wangus> i do try
<~Wangus> i do
<&DomTrek> you're lucky I didn't give you the chipmunk one
<~Wangus> to introduce you to the best music i know
<~Wangus> to inspire you
<&DomTrek> Ahaha!
<~Wangus> to raise you above the bullshit of the world
<&DomTrek> I CAT FARTING!
* &DomTrek runs off
<~Wangus> haha

[19:03] <&[SP]> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oBHG5SxKFU
[19:03] <&[SP]> LISTEN TO THIS SHIT
[19:04] <&[SP]> SOME JAPANESE GUY IN A SUIT WAS ROCKING IT OUT ON A MIDI PLAYER WITH THIS SHIT
[19:05] <&[SP]> probably while having some women dressed as an octopus shitting on him or some shit
[19:06] <~misanthrope> Having an orgasm / In Japan can only be / In haiku format
[19:06] <&[SP]> lol
[19:06] <&[SP]> <3
[19:07] <&[SP]> you know what's up dawg

[13:41] <Accuracy> I'm an admin dropping g-lines, they call me Wangus D. They askme stupid questions and I kick 'em all for free. I rub on Afty's bald spot and Sys likes to suck on me. E'rybody in the #chat knows that Wangus is O.G.
[13:41] <Accuracy> Peace
[13:42] <Accuracy> lol
[13:42] <&misanthrope> <.<
[13:42] <&misanthrope> yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah boyeeeeeee

[Destiney]: Haldir dont be mad cuz u guys never killed me
[Haldir]: I'm mad because you won't put out!
[Destiney]: meh
[Destiney]: u filed for divorce
[Haldir]: you did first!
[Destiney]: u did it pubically first
[Elessar]: pubically or publically?

[@Will-face]: my nw is going up and down like the knickers of an indecisive wh0re :(

[Jade]: I only get it when afty is horny.

[@Raskana]: stfu
[@Accuracy]: you stfu
[@Raskana]: fuck you
[@Accuracy]: !alliance sweep
[@Europa]: Channel Sweeping
::: Kick: (Emperor_Zathras) was kicked by (Europa) Your not an alliance member - Login to Europa
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+b *!*@49F7C9.B33507.8E8E35.B98FE0)
::: Kick: (nav555) was kicked by (Europa) Your not an alliance member - Login to Europa
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+b *!*@9B6397.ED5F10.961584.477A1C)
::: This (*!*@9B6397.ED5F10.961584.477A1C) ban affects: (@Nietsche)
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+h Raskana)
::: Kick: (Lucario|afk) was kicked by (Europa) Your not an alliance member - Login to Europa
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+b *!*@A4C916.37F62F.766660.A68DE8)
::: This (*!*@A4C916.37F62F.766660.A68DE8) ban affects: (@%StarNoob)
::: Mode: (Europa) sets (+h Nietsche)
[@Accuracy]: ooh so you learned
[@Accuracy]: :P
::: Mode: (Raskana) sets (+b *!*@CC0099.32B3C9.E5E064.8EA161)
::: (Raskana) triggered your (ban) protection.
::: This (*!*@CC0099.32B3C9.E5E064.8EA161) ban affects: (@%Accuracy)
::: Kick: (Raskana) was kicked by (Accuracy) Don't ban me! (215)
::: Mode: (Accuracy) sets (-b *!*@CC0099.32B3C9.E5E064.8EA161)
[@Accuracy]: xD
[@Accuracy]: apparently he didn't learn

[nav555]: thats why i refuse to grow
[nav555]: except in spurts
[Drago]: ;p
[Accuracy]: that's what she said about you too, nav!

<misanthrope> so there i was
<misanthrope> yelling at cats in my underwear in front of my apartment
<misanthrope> swinging a stick
<misanthrope> at 3:30ish

<Skeeter> give me a break
<Skeeter> i wana get to have falcons
<Skeeter> havnt had falcs on 1 hr ticks for like a year now
<Skeeter> i keep on geting killed
<Skeeter> every damn round

..A little later

<Skeeter> 15:10:42, May 25 Your empire has received a free Falcon. However, after such a long time of not using Falcons, your inexperience shows as you spectacularly crash your new prize straight into an asteroid. The Falcon was completely destroyed. D'oh!
<Skeeter> fucker!
<Skeeter> give me my falcon back

[22:28:34] <&hollow> omg
[22:28:43] <&hollow> i cant stand this peace
[22:28:51] <&Syphon> we dnt have peace...
[22:28:51] <&Aftermath> we're at war you ****** retard

<&Cembob> i was...wrong

[13:10] * ChanServ sets mode: +ao Systems Systems
[13:10] <Wangus> SYN
[13:10] <misanthrope> http://lifeat160.com/2010/05/the-worst-thing-voting-post/
[13:10] <misanthrope> http://www.osnews.com/story/23346/Nero_Files_Antitrust_Case_Against_MPEG-LA
[13:11] <Systems> you know the rules
[13:12] <Systems> i refuse to click on links until you at least acknowledge me first
[13:13] <misanthrope> Systems, somewhere between my nightmares and fantasies there you are, holding a duffel bag with your name on it full of sweaty panties, i want that bag
[13:13] <misanthrope> does that count as acknowledgment?
[13:14] <Systems> lol
[13:14] <Systems> yes
[13:14] <Systems> hi
[13:14] <misanthrope> hello
[13:14] <Systems> i can't help but feel a "yo' systems" would of been quicker and easier though
[13:15] <misanthrope> yeah, and i don't know where that came from
[13:15] <misanthrope> i just started to type and that's what came out
[13:15] <Systems> i think you either need a therapist or i need to hire a body guard
[13:15] <misanthrope> perhaps we cold find a burly therapist and go halvsies?
[13:16] <Systems> lol

(17:52.58) [ ~Systems ]: so now the top of the shaft is bending progressively
(17:53.03) [ ~Systems ]: mostly because i'm still sitting on it

[17:27:57] <@sunken> why can't people request to get killed by me
[17:28:31] <Destiney> sunken will u kill me?
[17:28:40] <Destiney> =p
[17:28:53] * Destiney (dufus@4B3333.936F4E.703ED6.614738) Quit (Killed (sunken (sure)))
[17:29:02] <@sunken> see, that wasn't too hard
[17:29:04] * Destiney (dufus@4B3333.936F4E.703ED6.614738) has joined #chat
[17:29:09] <Destiney> muahahahahaha
[17:29:12] <@sunken> :D
[17:29:25] * Destiney humps
[17:29:32] <cinyras> sunken can you kill yourself
[17:29:34] <cinyras> :x
[17:29:51] <@sunken> hmm
[17:29:54] <@sunken> that is a tricky one
[17:29:56] <@sunken> hang on
[17:30:12] * cinyras is now known as yourself
[17:30:18] * yourself (cinyras@0B3CF3.71D54F.EB5CBF.E77028) Quit (Killed (sunken (there you go)))
[17:30:22] <@sunken> :D

<~misanthrope> you're the kindest minotaur i've ever encountered