<Shields> !seen Europa
[14:45] <@Guardian> 'Europa' who?
[14:46] <Far_Away> SHUT UP SHIELDS
[14:46] <Far_Away> ;o
[14:46] <Shields> w00t
[14:46] <Shields> wasnt me
[14:46] <Far_Away> lies
[14:46] <Far_Away> how boring is it when there is no europa.
[14:47] <garg> hmmm.........
[14:47] <Far_Away> there is no point getin wasted if i cant come home and suicide people

[00:59] * crit gives Bijou666's modem some viagra
[01:00] <Bijou666> thank ye
[01:08] * Mull (callumirand@sfnet-153b75c4.xtra.co.nz) has joined #chat
[01:09] * Mull (callumirand@sfnet-153b75c4.xtra.co.nz) Quit (Quit: <cointelpro> i do not have special feelings in my penis for you)
[01:09] * Mull (callumirand@sfnet-153b75c4.xtra.co.nz) has joined #chat
[01:13] * Mull humps crit
[01:16] * crit humps Mull
[01:16] * crit humps Mull
[01:16] * crit humps Mull
[01:16] * crit humps Mull
[01:16] * crit humps Mull
[01:18] <Mull> :o
[01:28] * bijou (Vacum5000@sfnet-14a289ed.clearnet.com) has joined #chat
[01:28] * Bijou666 (Vacum5000@sfnet-14a289ed.clearnet.com) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by bijou))
[01:29] * bijou is now known as Bijou666
[01:29] * Bijou666 stabs crit in the face
[01:29] <Bijou666> that viagra didnt help :/
[01:35] * Helms_Deep (megane@sfnet-97a44cc8.maxonline.com.sg) Quit (EOF from client)
[01:36] <Mull> old fella not standing to atention?
[01:36] <Bijou666> :O
[01:36] <crit> lol
[01:40] <Mull> you humping crit bijou?
[01:40] <Mull> thta could be the reason

[11:42:48 pm] <~Systems> our users are alarmingly windows based
[11:43:02 pm] <@hat> the world is alarmingly windows based
[11:43:07 pm] <@hat> think about it
[11:43:14 pm] <@hat> billion dollar nuclear submarines
[11:43:29 pm] <@hat> with hundreds of individual thermonuclear warheads
[11:43:44 pm] <@hat> running the same software sleaz uses to masturbate

<@JoeBlack> dest punched me
<@JoeBlack> :(
<~Dogg> whaaaaaaaaaa
<~Dogg> face punch?
<@Destiney> LIES!!!!
<@JoeBlack> (00:57:53) ***Destiney punches JB then giggles
<~Dogg> looooool
<@JoeBlack> :(
<~Dogg> haha
<~Dogg> quit it you guyssss
<@JoeBlack> haha
<@Tank> lol
<~Dogg> stop goofing around
<~Dogg> lol
<@JoeBlack> dest you are dead now
<@JoeBlack> :))
<@Destiney> U LIE JB I NEVER SAID THAT!!!!
<@Destiney> =)
<~Dogg> theres is only one way to settle this
<@Destiney> that was my evil twin
<~Dogg> and Systems has to choose the terms
<@Destiney> Dastiney
<~Dogg> lol
<@Systems> Sword fight at dawn where the sun meets the edge of the earth!
<@Systems> winner is the second-last to die

<@SyaZ> I should but since I live with my parents and they like to abuse me when I'm at home...

18:44 sunken • how about no?
18:45 instantly • i know you liked my url
18:45 instantly • i bet you just wanked
18:45 sunken • although i suppose it has been 10 min
18:45 sunken • pfft
18:45 sunken • like i don't have like 10 gay porn sites bookmarked already
18:46 instantly • well said sir

15:48 <@sunken> i love it when they gang up on me...

<&Skwirl_San> it's the 21st century
<&Skwirl_San> and having a vibrating egg in your ass feels great!

<%Cem> you know i got that electric thing sys
<%Cem> muscle thing
<%Cem> i was curious what it would do to my man stick..
<%Cem> felt like it was crushing itself >.<

<~Wangus> I ONCE JACKED OFF READING THE BIBLE!

<&Switch> I do need a stunt cock at times

23:11 <%Nixxon> Systems got his manparts for sale btw.
23:12 <@Systems> from a*

(@sunken) our dog is quite small
(@sunken) so he can't get into the bed
(Sheepz) I've got a 35 kilo-Labrador...
(@sunken) we got a 5 kg poodle
(@sunken) about catsize
(Sup_Dawg) my australian redneck view is this: if the dog cant kill a pig
(Sup_Dawg) its useless
(Sup_Dawg) Done. And Done.

[Darker_Awakenings]: sunken is just an ahole
[~sunken]: how rude :(
[~sunken]: you didn't even take the time to type the ss
[rai]: he meant "a hole" i guess
[Darker_Awakenings]: no i just didn't feel like hitting the s key
[Darker_Awakenings]: sunken isn't worth that much effort
[%Accuracy]: don't you mean "unken"?

: @sunken gives cinyras a swift knee in the happysack
[Accuracy]: happysack...is that like the bag a Happy Meal comes in?
[@sunken]: the happysack refers to his balls
[Accuracy]: so that's what McDonald's has been feeding those kids...

[Accuracy]: Aftermath...I choose you!
[Accuracy]: Go!
[&Aftermath]: stupify!
[Accuracy]: that won't work
[Accuracy]: you can't make Lothus more stupid
[Accuracy]: your attack was ineffective!
[Accuracy]: sunken...I choose you!
[Accuracy]: Go!
[Accuracy]: Kick Attack!
[Accuracy]: The wild Lothus looks angrily at you and charges!
[@sunken]: you should have done my "Slightly Offensive Insult" attack
[Accuracy]: lol
[Lothus]: Accuracy seriosly now ... are u under any medicamentation?
[Accuracy]: ...
[Accuracy]: I take it back, Aftermath
[Accuracy]: your stupify attack was super effective

[Lothus]: shut up
[Accuracy]: don't make me kick you
[Lothus]: i told u to shut up
[Accuracy]: Nixxon...I choose you!
[Accuracy]: Go!
[Accuracy]: hmm...I hate it when they don't come out of their balls
[Accuracy]: that's so like Nixxon
[&Aftermath]: all i saw was 'come' 'out of' and 'balls'
[&Aftermath]: i was like..
[&Aftermath]: :|

<@FanatiC> i can only make so many ships
* &Systems sits here contentedly stroking his gunny
<&Systems> no, not a euphanism
<&Systems> hmm
<&Systems> the SF admins should make a gunny plushie!
<~wicket> lol you and that gunny should get a room
<&Systems> Wangus! you're in charge of that project!
<&Systems> oh right

<~Systems> "well hello ladies, You wanna come home and see my 10week IRC connection time?"
<~Systems> when does that ever work
<Nixxon> erm
<Nixxon> I don't use that
<Nixxon> I use "hey girls, wanna see my irssi uptime?"
<Nixxon> Irssi uptime: 963d 2h 1m 8s
<Nixxon> BAM!
<~Systems> lol
<Nixxon> gets me laid every time.

<Rets> <Mical> anyone awake that can help me with commands?
<Rets> GOTO: fridge
<Rets> GET: me a beer

23:26 <@BornToDie> yeah.. I've been there too rets
23:27 <@BornToDie> I was in college
23:27 <@BornToDie> got fucked by local guy
23:27 <@BornToDie> it hurt bad... finished college out of my car because of that ass hole. And he went home with a big screen TV and shit.

<Rets> stupid windows updates...it rebooted without me last night
<GrimFist> you should only see what else it does without you Rets
<Rets> Oh I know all about it violating tank
<Rets> It's programmed to do that
<GrimFist> was refering to all the midget pron it downloads and then hides from you
<Rets> hmmm
<GrimFist> gay midget pron aswell
<GrimFist> and with animals aswell
<GrimFist> you know, stuff that cem likes
<Cem> ffs man
<Cem> why did you make me read that
<Cem> brb, gotta take care of this
<GrimFist> i didnt make you read anything
<GrimFist> i just typed it and you read it
<GrimFist> all by your own free will

[16:01] ::: Nick: (Nixxon) is now known as (masterBoter)
[13:34] ::: Join: (_Haunter)
[13:34] [_Haunter]: wheres that turd nixxon
[13:34] [_Haunter]: WHOS ONLINE NOW BITCH
[13:34] [%masterBoter]: I AM!
[13:34] ::: Kick: (_Haunter) was kicked by (masterBoter) BITCH!

[Mical]: i need to find a hobby online
[Mical]: that completely covers my down time
[Mical]: without overextending myself
[Mical]: and something more beneficial than a game :P
[StGeorge]: What exactly do you mean by "overextending"?
[Mical]: I dont want something that will require a X amount of time.
[Mical]: Much rather something I can do on my own time.
[StGeorge]: OK because when I overextend my wife gets excited.

[@Mical]: its funny how twitter is so closely related to twat
[@Mical]: imma make a spinoff site..."twatter"
[@Mical]: where all the deusches in the world come together, and talk about each others problems
[Accuracy]: don't you mean douches?
[Accuracy]: apparently all twats are german
[&Haldir]: I thought all germans were nazis
[Accuracy]: and all nazis are twats
[Accuracy]: therefore, all germans are twats
[&Haldir]: ah, transitive property right there
[Accuracy]: however, we cannot conversely prove that all twats are germans
[&Haldir]: who knew IRC could be educational